on November 28, 1975...

    Some shmuck discovered telemarketing by accident. - a.i.
    Bob introduces foot longs to the Hatian centurians. - n.n.
    A white house scandal occurs when Bea Coolidge is discovered in her bedroom with her entire secret service detail. - c.n.
    An accident with a thresher on a coastal farm inadvertantly leads to the invention of salt water taffy. - i.d.
    The first senseless fraternity death at Harvard when 20 freshmen stuffed themselves into a phonebooth. - e.w.
    Largets chayote squash ever grown recorded in Murpheesboro, TN. - j.w.
    2 people died at the opening night of the Grand Ole Opry in Nashville, Tennessee. - c.u.