Good News

    An FBI agent finds to his delight that his favorite gum has, in fact, come back in style. - d.s.
    A bum from Detroit has a winning lottery ticket, but no one will let him cash it in. - e.s.
    A spacewoman returns to Earth after a two-hundred year absence with the only remaining copy of the Gideon Bible. - i.d.
    Satan gets the pink slip and is replaced by a Magic 8 Ball. - a.i.