The Girl in room 17

    A mad scientist locks up a girl when he discovers that she is on no use to him because she one has one ass. - c.u.
    Wants a tuna-melt and a diet coke. - e.w.
    A CIA experiment causes hotel guests to switch genders. - j.w.
    Went over Niagra Falls in a bed but later slips furfural. - a.i.
    Doctors strugle to find the identity of a amnesia patient. - t.j.